March 2010
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“It is a cliché that most clichés are true, but then like most clichés, that...”
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Stephen Fry: What would you find right in the middle of a pearl?
Alan Davies: An oyster!
Jeremy Clarkson: No!
Stephen Fry: You'd find an oyster in the middle of a pearl?
Alan Davies: I've got it the wrong way around!
“My vocal cords are made of tweed. I give off an air of Oxford donnishness and...”
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Stephen Fry: Now, from one shocking image to another. Why shouldn't I strip Alan naked and cover him with gold paint?
Phill Jupitus: You, win your Oscar properly like everyone else!
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Stephen Fry: In . . . in 1900, there was a sport that . . . where Great Britain won a gold medal, in which the only other country who could compete . . . it was France. Can you imagine what that might have been? What the sport was?
John Sessions: Erm. Arrogance?
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Sean Lock: I thought you'd had your pants done on a loom by exquisite boys.
Stephen Fry: This must stop . . .
Sean Lock: We're making Stephen's pants!
Jimmy Carr: I can't wear these, he's got a mole on his face!
Stephen Fry: I . . . oh, God, help.
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February 2010
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