August 2010
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Stephen Fry: What do spiders do to flies?
Alan Davies: They wrap them up in web, like in Lord of the Rings.
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It’s Stephen Fry’s birthday today!
This calls for extra Fry-ness.
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Stephen Fry: "None of them is the odd one out" is the answer. Do you know why?
Phill Jupitus: What kind of a hellish quiz is this?! "What one's the odd one out?" "None of them! Ha ha ha ha! Baaahaah!" [Phill impersonates Stephen's laugh in his role as General Melchett]
Stephen Fry: Hey, is that me?
Phill Jupitus: That's you.
Stephen Fry: Oh, bugger you! I don't sound like that. "Baaahaabaaah"
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Stephen Fry: I'll give you an extra two points if you can tell me the longest fence in the world.
Phill Jupitus: The Great Fence of China!
Alan Davies: It's to keep people off the Great Wall.
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Stephen Fry: Now. Picture the scene. I'm out windsurfing. The breeze is ruffling my trousers and sun-bleached hair. I look up, and I see on the horizon a ship. How far away is it?
Alan Davies: Twenty-one miles.
Stephen Fry: No.
Alan Davies: I thought it was always twenty-one miles.
Stephen Fry: No.
Alan Davies: I didn't even get flagged for that.
Stephen Fry: No, no, I didn't know that anybody always thought that it was twenty-one miles.
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[on the Bayeux Tapestry]
Stephen Fry: As you might see in the top left corner, the word William is kind of developing; it's become "Wilgelm". Wilgelm.
Phill Jupitus: That was "Will 6 Elm". Is that like medieval text speak? They never put the whole thing in; they just put, you know, "c u l8r".
Alan Davies: We have been "conquRd".
Phill Jupitus: "We've invaded Britain. LOL."
Stephen Fry: O … M … G! Very good.
