Stephen: What’s the ideal way to kiss a Frenchman? I mean as a greeting.
Dara: Oh, yes! It’s two in Paris, three in rural France.
Phill: And now the snogging forecast for France. Brittany: One, some saliva. Paris: Two, occasional tongue. Outlying areas: Four, some pregnancy.
Alan: Why do people think that your cock has to do with your foot size?
Phill: It was a rumour started by clowns.