David Tennant: I’ll tell you what annoys me. If it’s ‘Five items or fewer’, then it’s ‘five items or fewer’ — don’t come in with six and stand in front of me.
Lee Mack: Yeah but that’s confusing ‘cause sometimes you get—
Stephen Fry: Do you count ‘em in the bag? Do you look in the basket?
David Tennant: Yeah! You bet I do! Yeah, and then say absolutely nothing about it.
Lee Mack: But what if it’s three for two?
David Tennant: Yeah, see… I would give one of those items off.
Lee Mack: So you’ll get me two?
David Tennant: I’ll give you… Two for those three. But if there’s not a special offer on — and I’m checking.
Lee Mack: You’re Scottish, I know you’re chekin’ for those special offers.QI (Gx05: Groovy) On cutting cues.
Stephen Fry: There is a theory that ‘In the groove’ is also a sexual reference to the little shape of the lady’s piece—
David Tennant: Oh, hello…QI (Gx05: Groovy) On the phrase “groove”
