“You all took the Whiteley test, which is a test for hypochondriasis, to test whether or not you are hypochondriacs”
- Stephen Fry: But there is only one absolutely surefire medical way of stopping hiccups, and that is -
- David Mitchell: - death.
Stephen Fry: Once you get into your relentless, urgent and slightly worried logic, it’s making this a nonsense.
David Mitchell: Ruining the programme again, isn’t it?
Stephen: How would you use one of these to save someone from drowning?
Alan: He could save himself by, for example, swimming.
