‘Oh, god I hate camping. I hate it, so uncomfortable, so unnatural…’




Stephen Fry: You can feel it sort of pulling all around you, that’s so amazing!
Mark Carwardine: Oh, it’s great.
Stephen Fry: You also feel slightly like one of those Pompeii figures, caught in an attitude of… Here comes the volcano.

Stephen Fry: If I put my hat on… and then my hood over it, then I can move my head freely.
Mark Carwardine:… Are you sure?
Stephen Fry: See…
Mark Carwardine: Now move your head freely…
Stephen Fry:… OK, I may have got that wrong.

Mark Carwardine: We’ve got to go all the way up over the top of this hill, they call it. Mountain. We’ve got a long way to go, mustn’t complain.
Stephen Fry: I’m going to, though. Oh, yes. Go on without me, it’s fine. I’ll lie here and die.

Stephen Fry: Have you seen what I’m wearing? My whaling shorts… You see? Look…